9th January 2012


It seems unlikely, but I was looking for Jay-Z first when I found this mash up.

13th July 2011


Fuk dood.

3rd July 2011


Jim Morrison Died 40 years ago today.
My desktop calendar told me.

Jim Morrison Died 40 years ago today.

My desktop calendar told me.

23rd February 2011


18th February 2011


I’m on a strict musical diet of Tupac Shakur.

I recommend. 

11th February 2011


I can’t help it.

It’s so catchy.

I’m sorry.

2nd February 2011


This practice is absurd really.

The Chicago Bulls are clearly going to win the Super Bowl. Duh.

11th January 2011


This video is preposterous.

4th January 2011


There are several parts. Watch all of them. Thank you.

30th December 2010


The Best Rap Battle Ever.


I got one question man, tell me who next

This n!gga salt-like n!gga

Who duh-kin da best

See I’m the best mane, I did it

Oh, Ah.




Yea, uh, yea

Yea, Yea

See Im’a let you know who the best, by the hour

He’s like Rosie O’Donnell, at a bi-sexual bridal shower

It aint nuttin to me man, I keep it for real

Look at these glimmer man, wit din on the grill


I’m the best

I told you that

This dude like that, he runnin from the cat

Naw I messed up, but I’m a stay on top.

They told me man, but you know

I’m neva gon’ flop

Look at this dude, he need to stay in the shade

Aint no wonder why he came out, he already in the gay parade

I told you man, I got you, roasted like ever

You don’t know but my rhymes, they straight up clever

So you step down, off the pedastal

I’m the best man

You need to go to the fuckin dee-toe.


Lyrics by: Eli

Transcription by: JTB